'Kill myself' — often hyperbolic ('this homework makes me wanna KMS') but always worth a check-in.
Decoded for parents by Pouya & Hengameh, parents of two — the team behind My Teen's World.
Where “KMS” comes from
AAVE expression abbreviated; common in casual texting.
Why teens actually say it
Vents frustration via dark hyperbole, but can also signal real distress.
What it means for you as a parent
RED FLAG TO LISTEN FOR. Usually hyperbole, but it's the kind of slang you can't dismiss — a gentle, non-alarmed 'are you okay?' is always right. If repeated or paired with real signs, call 988.
How it’s used
“Three tests tomorrow, KMS.”Usually hyperbole about stress — but always worth a gentle check-in.
“Forgot my lines on stage, literally KMS.”Exaggerated embarrassment; harmless here, yet phrasing worth noticing.
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